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Let’s face it: You live in a dog’s paradise. Denver has it all, from chasing squirrels in City Park to sniffing out the best fire hydrant next to the best brewery, life’s a walk in the park for our furry friends.
But for you, dear human, it can feel more like a never-ending episode of “Jackass,” starring your dog as the resident prankster.
Fear not, fellow Denver dog owner! You’re not alone in this hilarious, yet slightly terrifying, reality. That’s where I, Lance, the Dog Trainer with a healthy dose of sarcasm (think Ryan Reynolds with a treat pouch), come in.
Here’s the deal: Your dog doesn’t actually want to be a furry dictator. They just haven’t met the right human translator (that’s me!). I specialize in teaching Dog Obedience Training all over Denver, which is basically a crash course in “How to Speak Human” for your canine companion.
But before you picture some militant drill sergeant barking orders at your precious pup, let me assure you: My training methods are as effective as they are hilarious. Think less boot camp, more improv comedy show starring your dog as the adorable (and occasionally mischievous) lead.
By the end of our training, your dog will:
And you, my friend, will:
P.S. I promise there will be more laughter than tears (mostly mine, because let’s be real, some dog antics are just comedy gold). Also, feel free to bring your own supply of wine. Dog training is stressful for everyone involved (except the dog, of course. They’re too busy plotting their next sock heist).
